One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
One, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves me
What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin’ meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me
Or three
Or four
On the floor…

3 – Britney Spears

Group sex has taken place for eons, with evidence of organised orgies and group sex being found through analysis of ancient artifacts from as far back as ancient Mesopotamia (see https://medium.com/unusual-universe/the-complete-history-of-the-sex-orgy-7fb0a38bab7d).

The concept of swinging was brought to the modern consciousness in the 1970’s, evoking visions of flares, platform shoes, velour, shag pile carpets (ugh) and classic porn… thankyou, John Holmes! (Although I prefer to think of Mark Whalberg in Boogie Nights… oh yeah…YES PLEASE! ) – and along with these visions comes an almost sleazy vision of sex beyond a couple.

If you would like a good belly laugh about swinging in the 1970’s, I recommend grabbing yourself a bowl of popcorn and watching the Australian movie Swinging Safari – you can watch a preview at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB95v_pyQq8 – it’s hilarious! And shout out to Queen Kylie for her surprising (and thought-provoking) turn as Kaye Hall.

But – what does swinging look like in the 2020’s? Does the sleazy stereotype still prevail? Can it be sexy and fun, yet classy and evocative?

Of course, swinger’s/sex parties still exist and can range from highly exclusive, elaborately planned, perfectly executed (and very expensive) sex parties to a few friends having a few too many drinks and winding up with each other’s partners (come on, I see you!), along with everything in between that you can imagine – and yes, some horrendous, sleazy ‘adventures’ do still occur. You only need to search Pornhub to find the evidence!

But… what if you’ve fantasised about having a threesome (or more!) and you really, REALLY don’t want the unknown of attending a swinger’s party as advertised online or try your luck at the bar or club – along with the inherent risk these both involve? How can you make your fantasies a reality without undertaking months of planning and preparation? If you’re single – how can you find two (or more) people who may be interested in experiencing the freedom of group sex with you, without putting yourself in what could be a highly embarrassing situation? If you’re with a partner but you want to include another (or more than one other) in some sexy fun and explore, with your partner (which can really strengthen and enhance your own sexual pleasure, together) – how can you do that without encountering that same embarrassment?

How can you overcome the taboo of what can be considered to be risque within a society centered on monogamy, could possibly be dangerous (particularly attending a swinger’s party with people who are strangers to you or by hooking up with two or more unknown people on a night out) – yet explore and satisfy your sexual fantasies?

If you’ve considered engaging an escort (or two) to enhance your fun, it can be GREAT – but if those escorts don’t know how the other works and very possibly have only met for the first time just before meeting you… the experience, while sexy, may not be everything you hoped. Why?

Because while sex in a group is fun… it’s even better with a COUPLE that works together, knows each other intimately – and are a committed couple, who are in love.

My name is Phoebe and together with my partner Leo, we operate as Melbourne Couples Escorts. We REALLY ARE a committed couple who are very much in love – and we LOVE to please, are highly professional and have a great passion not only for each other but to bring happiness to others during our time together.

In the “CATEGORIES” section of Scarlet Blue (see the menu at the top of the page), you can scroll down to “Browse by gender/sexuality” – and you will find a link to Scarlet Blue’s heterosexual couples, titled “Our Couples Escorts”. We are one of only three male/female escort couples listed on Scarlet Blue across Australia, so we are amongst a very exclusive group – and we are proud of what we can offer to you either as a single, couple… or more. You can read more about what we can offer you, along with links to our web presence and social media, where you can learn even more about us… and make contact us to make plans for experiences beyond what you imagined to be possible.

You can visit our profile on Scarlet Blue at https://scarletblue.com.au/escort/melbourne-couples-escorts – we look forward to the opportunity to show you that swinging is far from what you may preconceive and can be classy, unique, safe and satisfying – your fantasies really can be as you imagine them to be.


Phoebe and Leo xoxo

Fundraiser – Sex worker bin ISO video

Leo –

So, what to do in COVID lockdown, unable or not recommended to leave the house other than for absolutely essential things, for our own and others’ safety? … One thing people around the world have done, to stay connected, and entertained, is watch YouTube videos – and create YouTube videos!!

We’ve had lots of songs converted into coronavirus parodies, and lots of funny things like the “bin ISO videos” – Videos where people dress up as all sorts of characters, to go on an ‘outing’ to take their wheelie bin to the kerb/roadside. It can be quite funny!

A few weeks ago, Phoebe and myself were delighted to take part in creating a Sexworker bin ISO video.

This video was created by sexworkers, on behalf of Scarlet Alliance, a sex worker organisation that provides support, education, and equality to sex workers Australia-wide. You can read more about Scarlet Alliance here.

The video includes sex workers putting their bins out, some of them with their furry friends as well, and is used to help raise money for the Scarlet Alliance Emergency support fund. Providing support for sex-workers who, during the pandemic, are out of work, and have no other income, or financial assistance from the government. Not all sex workers are in the position of needing to access the emergency support fund – But unfortunately a lot of our brothers and sisters are.

From the Scarlet Alliance website:
“Scarlet Alliance and our state and territory member organisations have joined together to create an ongoing fund to make your donations directly available to sex workers who need emergency financial relief in order to support them to stay safe, housed and fed during the COVID-19 pandemic. This fund is being overseen by sex worker organisations and run by sex worker organisation staff and volunteers across Australia. All money donated goes directly to sex workers in need.”

We loved helping to create this video, and our thanks go out to all of the fellow sex workers who helped to create it. Also our thanks go to anyone who has donated money to the fundraiser. You can help contribute towards helping out our brothers and sisters by clicking here. It only takes a moment of your time, and can help someone in need. It would be much appreciated.

Phoebe and I never knew before this that putting the bins out could be so fun… And Sexy…


Leo xoxo

Emerging from ISO hibernation!

Phoebe – 1st June 2020

Today was a FANTASTIC day – beauty salons opened in Victoria as COVID 19 restrictions are relaxed. While I’ve said I’m pretty down to earth in my bio – I AM a girly girl and today was ALLLLLL about the girl!

I had booked in for today:

  • Eyebrow threading and tinting
  • Waxing
  • Nails (Mani/Pedi) and
  • Lash Extensions

Adding a snap of my nails while my poor pedicurist attacked my well overdue, gross feet 😉

I feel SO much better now! And my sisters from another mister – I know you are hearing me. It’s not been fun… so PLEASE, keep up the great work we have been doing to limit the spread of COVID 19 – going back into stage 4 lockdown is unappealing to say the least, let alone the dangers to those in our community who are physically or mentally unwell.


Phoebe xoxo