We are VERY excited to announce that Melbourne Couples Escorts has been nominated in TWO categories for the 2020 X Awards – disability service provider and fetish/fantasy. We’re hopeful that next year there will be a Couples Escorts category 😉
We’re also excited that we have BOTH been nominated in the following categories: Leo: male escort, disability service provider. Phoebe: female escort, disability service provider.
To vote for us in any of the above categories, head on over to the X Awards page at https://www.adultentertainmentawards.com/ and cast your vote by clicking “vote now” and scrolling to the appropriate categories.
We are also VERY excited to announce that we will be supporting sponsors for this year’s X Awards. We are thrilled to have the opportunity to support our fellow providers within the adult industry – each and every one of whom makes a valid and important contribution to not only the adult industry, but to our society and economy.
We cannot WAIT to have a night out at the awards in November – something that has been sorely lacking during recent times.
So those who have read about our services know that Leo continues to work independently of Melbourne Couples Escorts, as an escort for women.
I’m sure that there are those that question how strong a relationship needs to be to work together in the capacity we do as a couple – let alone when one partner also offers his services individually.
I can assure you that our relationship is UNBREAKABLE!
Contrary to popular belief (lol), I don’t sit at home pining that Leo’s at work and I’m at home by myself – I LOVE my time to myself! I had been single for quite a while before Leo literally swept me off my feet and I value my ‘alone time’.
A typical evening at home alone for me includes:
Catching up on episodes of TV shows that I love and Leo doesn’t
Watching YT – who doesn’t love a good binge watch of their fave YTers?
Maintaining my beauty routine – soak in the bath, facial – the works. Tonight’s mask of choice is the Glamglow glammud moisturising leave on mask
Blogging (lol) – obviously!
Housework – if it needs to be done, it needs to be done
Going to bed early – which is one of the greatest pleasures one can have in life.
So no, I’m not pining at home by myself :)) and if you’ve read some of my earlier blog posts – you’ll know I’m not worried in the slightest that Leo is working without me.
I know that from the outside looking in it may seem crazy, but TRUST ME, this is the most sane relationship either of us have ever been in – we are we xoxo
One, two, three Not only you and me Got one eighty degrees And I’m caught in between Countin’ One, two, three Peter, Paul and Mary Gettin’ down with 3P Everybody loves me What we do is innocent Just for fun and nothin’ meant If you don’t like the company Let’s just do it you and me You and me Or three Or four On the floor…
The concept of swinging was brought to the modern consciousness in the 1970’s, evoking visions of flares, platform shoes, velour, shag pile carpets (ugh) and classic porn… thankyou, John Holmes! (Although I prefer to think of Mark Whalberg in Boogie Nights… oh yeah…YES PLEASE! ) – and along with these visions comes an almost sleazy vision of sex beyond a couple.
If you would like a good belly laugh about swinging in the 1970’s, I recommend grabbing yourself a bowl of popcorn and watching the Australian movie Swinging Safari – you can watch a preview at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB95v_pyQq8 – it’s hilarious! And shout out to Queen Kylie for her surprising (and thought-provoking) turn as Kaye Hall.
But – what does swinging look like in the 2020’s? Does the sleazy stereotype still prevail? Can it be sexy and fun, yet classy and evocative?
Of course, swinger’s/sex parties still exist and can range from highly exclusive, elaborately planned, perfectly executed (and very expensive) sex parties to a few friends having a few too many drinks and winding up with each other’s partners (come on, I see you!), along with everything in between that you can imagine – and yes, some horrendous, sleazy ‘adventures’ do still occur. You only need to search Pornhub to find the evidence!
But… what if you’ve fantasised about having a threesome (or more!) and you really, REALLY don’t want the unknown of attending a swinger’s party as advertised online or try your luck at the bar or club – along with the inherent risk these both involve? How can you make your fantasies a reality without undertaking months of planning and preparation? If you’re single – how can you find two (or more) people who may be interested in experiencing the freedom of group sex with you, without putting yourself in what could be a highly embarrassing situation? If you’re with a partner but you want to include another (or more than one other) in some sexy fun and explore, with your partner (which can really strengthen and enhance your own sexual pleasure, together) – how can you do that without encountering that same embarrassment?
How can you overcome the taboo of what can be considered to be risque within a society centered on monogamy, could possibly be dangerous (particularly attending a swinger’s party with people who are strangers to you or by hooking up with two or more unknown people on a night out) – yet explore and satisfy your sexual fantasies?
If you’ve considered engaging an escort (or two) to enhance your fun, it can be GREAT – but if those escorts don’t know how the other works and very possibly have only met for the first time just before meeting you… the experience, while sexy, may not be everything you hoped. Why?
Because while sex in a group is fun… it’s even better with a COUPLE that works together, knows each other intimately – and are a committed couple, who are in love.
My name is Phoebe and together with my partner Leo, we operate as Melbourne Couples Escorts. We REALLY ARE a committed couple who are very much in love – and we LOVE to please, are highly professional and have a great passion not only for each other but to bring happiness to others during our time together.
In the “CATEGORIES” section of Scarlet Blue (see the menu at the top of the page), you can scroll down to “Browse by gender/sexuality” – and you will find a link to Scarlet Blue’s heterosexual couples, titled “Our Couples Escorts”. We are one of only three male/female escort couples listed on Scarlet Blue across Australia, so we are amongst a very exclusive group – and we are proud of what we can offer to you either as a single, couple… or more. You can read more about what we can offer you, along with links to our web presence and social media, where you can learn even more about us… and make contact us to make plans for experiences beyond what you imagined to be possible.
You can visit our profile on Scarlet Blue at https://scarletblue.com.au/escort/melbourne-couples-escorts – we look forward to the opportunity to show you that swinging is far from what you may preconceive and can be classy, unique, safe and satisfying – your fantasies really can be as you imagine them to be.